You Wanted Proof

August 9, 2011

And you got it!

Behold, The Greatest Tuna Melt In The World. (TGTMITW)


And that’s not a glass of water next to TGTMITW, in fact, it is a glass of my own tears that were shed as this splendorous creation blessed me with it’s presence.

Would you like the ingredients list?

  • 1 can of tuna
  • 2 dollops of Miracle Whip (not mayonnaise)
  • Bread, 2 slices (White or wheat, but preferably wheat)
  • Butter, spread on the two sides to be beautified with caramel color
  • Time, Love, and Magic

Are you jealous?

Of course you are. That is still no reason for you to riot in the streets. (I’m looking at you Great Britain)

I also would like to point out your attention to the current economic concerns surrounding the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Yesterday, it dropped over 600 points. Last night, after meeting with the Fed, I decided to do my part to help the country bounce back from over two weeks of terrible numbers in the stock market.

After that meeting, I brought another TGTMITW into the world.

Today the market jumped over 400 points.

You’re welcome you rich hooligans…but I’m not making any promises.




One Response to “You Wanted Proof”

  1. goldfish Says:

    That looks delicious.

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